psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule)

tricksterity:

sexponents:

i can’t wait until im older and have someone who loves me and i get to cuddle and kiss them everyday and fall asleep in their arms every night and wake up in the morning and see their face and know i’m loved unconditionally by someone and be happy with my life for once 

you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you expect this to end with something satanic and bloodthirsty

lolsofunny:

letslikemakememories:

letslikemakememories

Expectation:

Reality:

(lol here!)

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)